Loki took me to the Hellicarrier and then we went to a club. Then, that night we watched TV and as he twirled my hair he said “we need to talk”. 

Black Widow took me to Central Park and we saw a movie. Then, that night we made out and as she put her jacket on me she said: “You’re the only one for me.”

Seems legit.

(via actionandersons)